your computer (probably) does not have enough fustiness, nor is it truly
crufty, unless it is from 1979 or before. I must have old capacitors full of
PCBs, charged to voltages so high that the cracks in the age-old insulation
show bluish as the extravaganza of pre-ionization gets underway! When they
explode, PCBs will spew everywhere and men in white suits will have to remove
the topsoil and carry it away in yellow bags.