From [just follow] Toucan [your nose!]
does anyone hack AOL accounts here?

From DEVICENULL.DLL
what is this, a troll? gone fishing, officer? geez how obvious.
1. no one who can hack AOL would admit it. (remember how AOHELL was compromised when the 'masses" got ahold of it and started using it for selfish reasons?)
2. i may take some heat for this, but as I am constucted of a special molybdenum-titaniun-staineless alloy I don't care; No one here has the slightest idea of how to 'hack' AOL.
3. You are stepping in my personal ashtray. All you will find is old butts, which you no doubt lust after in every waking femtosecond.

Toucan: N., a tropical avian which uses its bright colors as a camoflage.