Its real funny how some folks just change behavior
suddenly, and the even most scientific-mined writer
can't imagine why, as all they did was be seated in
a complex wheeled platform and insert a small metal
polygon into a pseudosexual misrepresentation of
some kind of mental-orifice, and then rotate it
momentarily.. An undefined herein class of peoples
do not understand this phenomenon, but not to be
outdone by these others, they prefer instead to ride
the happy fun ball of screaming Styrofoam damnation
as they grip the oh-shit-handles (of life?) in their
really thrilly careen through scared air and errant
data packets, out along the wireless and through
fast-food drivethroughs. Their ever-tilting heads,
going "mee too, mee too; wheee!" (do they need a
clue? A book of clues? Clues on audio cassettes?)
Crazy life envelops all as the remote controls
and the whiskey bottle vie for space amongst the
scraps of notes and superconducting wire, old
camera lenses, and a bottle of generic brand Ny-Quil
in front of the rackmounted power supplies on the
table, between the twin towrs of the holy
MicroVAX 3300 and R215F. Where can I put the coke
can or the Lysol spray or the ashtray? What about
the large capacitor? What about the neighbors
and their miller lite bottles they throw in
my yard, having no respect for themselves or anyone
else.. what about the grass which grows high and
green even now, its sweet smell choking the unfortunate
allergized souls nearly to death? The answer:
"ping-o-death" yes, thats right, you ping some ol'
Internet address (octet) in this manner
"ping /15001 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx". yes their ip stack may
well crash. Heh. Unless they have put in place the
patch - the pirate eye-patch! Avast ye veeblefesters
and keelhaul the gunwales! Party at five on the
poopdeck! Drunken lesbians playing "twister".. they
play rough too! They grab things and they are mean!
I halt.
From [Most Cruftily Bombastic]
It is not so much the understaning of a whole document, but the
convolutions
represented therein, in which lies the true path.
