26 Unversal truths


By aversion we abrogate all abrasions.
By brown-nosing we barely buter bread.
By cunning we craftily concoct crap.
By diversity we destroy dogmatic dramas.
By education we eradicate evil emesis.
By farting we filter file fragments.
By greiving we grab green groceries.
By howling we hate hot heads.
By investment we invite increased interest.
By joking we jump judgemental jerks.
By lying we list latent lives.
By mercy we mollify more malestroms.
By normalizing we nullify necromancers' noodles.
By operating we observe oval occurrences.
By purification we precipitate perfect pinions.
By questioning we quote quivering queebs.
By reason we rationalize red records.
By singing we satisfy sober sounds.
By tripping we titilate tertiary trials.
By utterences we uproot ugly underdogs.
By voting we verify virtuous vexment.
By whining we wish we win.
By xerography we x-ray xylophagus xylophones.
By yelling we yodel yellow yogurt.
By zigzag we zero zany zealots.